**My Random Life Goals**
* Learn to cook something more complicated than mac & cheese... maybe even rice without turning it into concrete.
* Get one full night's sleep without waking up in a panic wondering, "Where am I and what assignment did I forget?"
* Survive exam season without a mental breakdown, emotional support snacks, or making deals with the universe.
* Learn how to save money... at least until Friday. Okay, Wednesday. Fine—just stop ordering sushi with my last €20.
* Accidentally become internet famous. Like, one minute I'm eating chips in bed, the next I have millions of followers.
* Always get a seat on the bus, nobody sneezes next to me, and the driver keeps the music off for once.
* Go on a date where nobody asks, "So... are we splitting the bill?" or starts talking about their ex halfway through coffee.
* Find the motivation to work out... or at least find the sneakers I lost sometime last September.
* Open my fridge and see actual food instead of ketchup, cheese, and a bottle of water pretending to be dinner.
* Become one of those girls who always has her bag, her thoughts, and her life perfectly organized. Or at least... find my headphones in my bag without emptying the whole thing.