We WISH to take this opportunity to address a very serious issue... recently, the inexplicable rise in overgrown, bushy, unkempt, and seemingly unattended pubic hair has plagued camming sites, carpeted bathroom floors, clogged shower drains, scarred public pool patrons, and ruined romantic first encounters throughout the world.
In the face of such an impending social trend, likened to the tragic Hairy Bush Era of the 1970s to mid-1980s, we WISH to initiate a movement of self awareness... a movement incumbent of all pussy owners... to look themselves in the mirror and ask...
"Would I eat that?"
Given the choice between a perfectly manicured, aromatic, pretty kitty void of randomly dispensed pubic floss.... or... a stray trash cat picked from an overgrown thicket... the choice is clear!
Pussy Owners... please... we WISH for you to join us in the Bush Wacker Movement. Let's save these bedraggled trash cats, and return them to pristine pretty kitties!
Sincerely,
J&M, Founding Members of the Bush Wacker Movement... and Lover of All Kitties ;-)