Wish List
● Learn to cook something more complicated than mac and cheese maybe even rice without turning it into concrete.
● Get one full night of sleep without waking up in panic and asking myself, “Where am I and what deadline did I forget?”
● Pass all my exams without a mental breakdown, sacrifices, or desperate negotiations with higher powers.
● Learn how to save money at least until Friday. Okay, until Wednesday. Or at least stop ordering sushi with my last few dollars.
● Become accidentally famous — just sitting on my couch eating chips and suddenly, BAM, millions of followers.
● Always get a free seat on the bus, sit far away from sneezing strangers, and have the driver play anything except loud music.
● Go on a date where nobody asks, “Do you share your food?” and doesn’t start talking about their ex after the second sip of coffee.
● Find the motivation to work out or at least find the sneakers I lost back in September.
● Open the fridge and see actual food inside instead of just a light bulb and a bottle of ketchup.
● Become the kind of girl who always has her bag, her thoughts, and her life organized. Or at least her bag. Okay, at least find her headphones inside it.