1.Go to Scotland to finally meet the Loch Ness Monster. And if that doesn’t happen — just stand by the lake pretending you’re in a BBC documentary. (“On day six of watching, I started talking to a rock… I think its name is Bob.”) 2.Erase my memory, Men in Black-style, so I can rewatch Harry Potter like it’s the first time. And be amazed all over again: (“He’s a wizard?!” — “Why does the owl deliver mail?” — “Where are his parents, Carl?!”) 3.Erase my memory again, but this time for Midnight in Paris. Because who wouldn’t want to stroll through nighttime Paris, time travel to the 1920s, and hang out with Hemingway like a normal person instead of someone googling “why does bread go stale so fast?” 4.Go to a Rick Astley concert and officially become the person who’s never gonna give him up, and basically — never gives up. Motivation, honestly.